I needed a smile today and Alex delivered

Click it, you won’t be disappointed ๐Ÿ™‚

http://justwandering-neverlost.tumblr.com/post/136832665254/the-alpha-repost-via-worldofskarsgard

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42 thoughts on “I needed a smile today and Alex delivered

  1. The imagery is, as always, superb! But the commentary now that was something to behold. As much as he is stalked and filmed I wish I had the video skills to make a whole Wild Kingdom type episode of him being The Alpha Alex.

    “This is the Alpha, in his natural habitat at a Hammarby match. See how he slowly drinks his cold beer, taking slow sips to the delight of the many females around him who wish that they too were a cold frothy beverage his lips could cozy up to.”

    “And here we see the Alex, dressed in designer clothes on the red carpet. Note the relaxed stance, hip out, demonstrating that his prowess and confidence are not threatened by the flashbulbs but rather enhanced. Yes, this Alpha knows that any female present would gladly go home with him for the night.”

    You know fun, naughty things like that. ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks so much for sharing. It was amusing and delightful as your posts always are. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ That was priceless!! I needed that so much! My defective body is being a real cold iron bitch today and that made me laugh enough to forget about for a moment ๐Ÿ™‚ Thank you!!! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

      You should be his official commentator and follow him every where for us! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. I would so fucking do that… is there an application I can fill out? He’s hard to keep up with, Miami last week, Belize today. I would need a Kickstarter fund for the plane tickets. I wonder what he would say when he started noticing me and my Nikon following him around taking pictures all the time? Or better yet, when he heard me using all the words I know to describe how handsome and sexy he is as I record the commentary. I wonder if I could make a Swedish god blush? Don’t you just want to know?? ๐Ÿ˜€

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      2. So sorry to read that you’re not feeling well today. Hope tomorrow is better for you! I know all of this has made me feel better, so thank you & all of you other ladies, too! ๐Ÿ™‚

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      3. So happy to read that! ๐Ÿ™‚ My adventures are mixed today… Meh! I can still walk and though I’m moving slowly, I’m moving! Other folks have it far worse, and that puts things in perspective. Life is great, isn’t it? ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. I wonโ€™t mention the time I was sick so narrated it like a bad porno.

        โ€œEw. Bill. What are you doing here?โ€

        โ€œIโ€™ve come to service your plumbingโ€

        โ€œThatโ€™s a lovely thought but you donโ€™t have a big enough plunger. Besides, Eric already brought his snake cameraโ€ฆ..โ€

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      2. โ€œAfternoon Miss Stackhouse. I received a call-out in regards to an emergency piano tuning?โ€

        โ€œMr Northman! Oh yes, that was me, please come inโ€

        โ€œMaโ€™am, I canโ€™t help but notice you donโ€™t appear to own a pianoโ€

        โ€œDoesnโ€™t mean you canโ€™t tickle my ivories. I havenโ€™t been tuned in a while and I was told you have the best hands in the businessโ€

        โ€œThat is correct maโ€™am. Let me loose on your keys and Iโ€™ll have you playing the high notes in no timeโ€

        Whooping cough, torn diaphragm muscles and many glorious drugs = weird and wonderful ways to amuse oneโ€™s self when literally stuck on the loungeโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

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  2. He’s the Alpha alright! This fucker is absolutely killing me today. Who does he think he is, strutting around half naked, showing off that delicious Tarzan body(that I can’t touch) and that oh so deep v(that I can’t lick)…๐Ÿ˜œ More, I’m greedy and I want, no, I need more! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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